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45 Pickup Lines

Note: These are meant to be funny. Don't try using them at home.
(Your sister won't like it)

1. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
2. Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
3. Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
4. You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
5. If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here.
6. Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption.
7. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
8. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
9. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever
10. Be different, say yes.
11. We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
12. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
13. Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
14. Take a chance.
15. I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.
16. Here's your chance to get to know me.
17. I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth.
18. I've been noticing you not noticing me.
19. There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.
20. My drink is getting lonely, would you like to join me?
21. I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me?
22. Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining?
23. You make my eyeballs happy.
24. You look like an angel. Welcome to earth.
25. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
26. Hi, I'm interested, what's your name?
27. I never knew Barbie Dolls came fully grown.
28. Wouldn't we look cute on top of a wedding cake together?
29. You look like a girl who has heard every single line in the book - so what's one more!
30. I've had quite a bit to drink tonight & you're beginning to look pretty good!
31. I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
32. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
33. Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
34. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.
35. If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
36. Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
37. Dump him
38. Hi, my friend wants to know your name.
39. You look familiar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams?
40. Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
41. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
42. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
43. Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
44. What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight.
45.If I told you that you have a great smile, you'd probably think that I was trying to pick you up. You have a great smile and I am.

I hope you enjoyed reading those pickup lines. I tried to leave out all of the dirty ones so you'll have to go somewhere else for the whole list.