Great Quotes!

"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
-Unknown

"Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece."
-Unknown

"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
-Unknown

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
-Dwight Eisenhower

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
-Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

"You can't just let nature run wild."
-Wally Hickel, former governor of Alaska

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment,
it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
-Lily Tomlin

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
-Unknown

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
-Burt Bacharach

"Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important."
- Lisa Hoffman

"I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to be deaf, dumb, and stupid?"
-Unknown

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
-Quentin Crisp

"We're not lost. We're locationaly challenged."
-John M. Ford

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
-Unknown

"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
-Yogi Berra

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people"
-Unknown

"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!"
-Unknown

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni