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Insults

1. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone.

2. People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

3. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame.

4. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

5. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing. After all, you have inferiority!

6. You always said you wanted to be somebody- You should have been more specific.

I hope you enjoyed these insults and can use them yourself sometime. Now just because you were nice and read all the way to the bottom of the page (and because it didn't fit anywhere else very well), I will share with you one of my personal favorites....

"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."