1. Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. 2. 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. 3. Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. 4. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. 5. 13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework. 6. 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. 7. 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store. 8. 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item. 9. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. 10. 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. 11. 91% of us lie regularly. 12. 90% believe in divine retribution. 13. 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. 14. 82% believe in an afterlife. 15. 45% believe in ghosts. 16. 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. 17. 49% believe in ESP. 18. 57% have had deja vu. 19. 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail. 20. 29% of us are virgins when we marry. 21. 69% eat the cake before the frosting. 22. 70% of us drink orange juice daily. 23. When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. 24. 85% of us will eat Spam this year. 25. 9% of us skip breakfast daily. 26. 66% of us eat cereal regularly. 27. 22% of all restaurant meals include French fries. 28. 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds. 29. 13% brush our teeth from side to side. 30. 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink. 31. 45% use mouthwash every day. 32. The typical shower is 101 degrees F. 33. Nearly 1/3 of US women color their hair. 34. 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery. 35. 58% of women paint their nails regularly. 36. 33% of women lie about their weight. 37. 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. 38. 62% of us pop our zits. 39. 53% of us would take advice from Ann Landers. 40. 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. 41. 14% have attended a self-help meeting. 42. 15% regularly go to a shrink. 43. 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home. 44. 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. 45. 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet. 46. 23.5% admit they don't always flush. 47. 45.2% pee in the shower. 48. 44.9% pee in the ocean. 49. 28.1% pee in the pool. 50. 55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're sitting on the toilet. 51. 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 52. 17% have been caught by the host. 53. 71.6% of us eavesdrop. 54. 22% are functionally illiterate. 55. 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. 56. 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. 57. 56% of women do the bills in a marriage. 58. 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. 59. For $10 million, 25% would abandon their friends, family, and religion. 7% would murder. 60. 20% of us have played in a band at least one time in our life. 61. 40% of us have had music lessons. 62. 44% reuse tinfoil. 63. 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse. 64. 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch. 65. 53% read their horoscopes regularly. 66. 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (including both of my parents almost every year). 67. 59% of us say we're average-looking. 68. Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful. 69. 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. 70. 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. 71. 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. 72. On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. 73. 2 out of 5 have married their first love. 74. The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money. 75. Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. 76. 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. 77. 6% propose over the phone. 78. 71% can drive a stick-shift car. 79. 45% of us claim to consistently follow the speed limit. 80. 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. 81. 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. 82. 12% of men never use their car blinkers. 83. 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them. 84. 25% of us drive after we've been drinking. 85. 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
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